3 cups canned vegetable juice (we like Clamato)
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon minced fresh cilantro
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon finely minced seeded canned chipotle chilies
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon sugar
1 tablespoon Slavo Salt
2/3 cup chilled vodka
6 celery stalks with leafy tops
6 fresh red chilies, slit
Optional Slider Garnish
Mix first 8 ingredients in pitcher. Chill mixture until cold, at least 2 hours or overnight. Mix in vodka.
Fill 6 tall glasses with ice. Pour Bloody Mary mixture over. Garnish with celery and chilies (and, for the brave, a slider).